Monday, November 3, 2008

I so didn't copy a movie...

I know what you're all thinking. "Yay, it's Myles! Let's randomly tackle him or pelt him with something!" Yeah... Aimée already took care of the hyperness. And Giselle. And Cyn tried to blow off my manhood for things I didn't even do... BUT WE'LL GET BACK TO THAT LATER.

So... Yeah. I did not take my blog title from one of the greatest movies ever... because I'm not legend, I'm vengeance. Duh. ...yeah, I'm epic like that. Besides, they copied me... I'm older.

So... BACK TO CYN AND HER TRYING TO CRIPPLE ME. I went out for a walk in the woods, and I told Joe where I was going so he could tell Cyn if she came looking for me (WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. <.< SHUDDUP). What did that annoying little girl do? S/he went and told her I was out with Meredith! I hardly know her! But Cyn believed him and now she's going to kill me! I HAVE TOO MANY FANS TO DIE.

I don't understand it either... we're just friends. So even if I was out with Meredith, what would it matter? It's not like we're together or anything... AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP IN MY OWN BED. Apparently it's been rigged to blow up. I'll trade with Joe... so, uh, don't tell him. Or give him the link here. Mkay? Mkay.

Yeah... Now I feel guilty. AND I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. I should have been out with a girl. But no... I should wait for Cyn to decide she wants me. I should impress her by proving to her that I'm not who I used to be. I should pay more attention to her... SHOULDN'T SHE TRUST ME. Guess not. >.<

Okay... I'm gonna sign off before this rant gets longer. Sorry my first blog post had to be about her... -mumbles under breath-

Vengeance. Out.

1 comment:

Cynthia and Satsuki said...

Satsuki: ... Okay, Cynthia won't admit to reading this so I get to be the only one commenting! Yippe! Even though you're mean and won't be nice to me even though Cyn and I are tight. Loserhead. Didn't you ever hear that song "IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS"? Yes. Cyn and I are the Spice Girls.

I'm Scary Spice. She's Sporty Spice.

S'true.

YES YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT WITH A GIRL. DO YOU THINK THAT FOLLOWING CYNTHIA AROUND AND MAKING THIS SEEM LIKE SHE'LL BE SURRENDERING IF SHE TELLS YOU SHE LIKES YOU WILL HELP YOU ANY? CYN HAS TO MAKE CHOICES, THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS SAY THE OPPOSITE AROUND HER! DEAR GODS, YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW HER MIND WORKS BY NOW! BY BEING THE ONE TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S IN THE CHARGE. SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO-

Oh! Crap! She saw this! CLOSE WINDOW. CLOSECLOSECLOSE.

Cynthia - ... Fuck off.